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Hey...Where Ya Been?

01/27/2011 11:26 AM Filed in:The Boomtown Rants

I feel as if I should be on the back of a milk carton it’s been so long since my last post. Nothing irks me more than an expansive amount of time between blog posts, but I have a good reason for my yet again lengthy absence from TSROD: Overwhelmed with disgust. Usually I simply pass the workday let downs of humanity onto you, my loyal readers, cleansing my soul for yet another treacherous day at the Corporate Land Amusement Center. Most of you are waiting for The Maiden Vs. The Rocker & Mamma’s Boy Pt.2, while some just want to know “ Dude, WTF?” There’s an old saying that gets uncorked from time to time when some shit is about to go down, the old “mother nature’s a bitch and she’s in heat.” Well Corporate Land has been in heat like Octomom at Charlie Sheen’s house. I’d laugh if I was joking but I’m not. The amount of sleaze ball, backstabbing, de-humanizing bullshit they have been churning out since the middle of October, makes the Bush Administration look like a watered down episode of Father Knows Best.

So in the coming days look for the much anticipated conclusion to The Maiden Vs. The Rocker & Mamma’s Boy and a shocking expose on my uncovering of a sinister plot to kill Betty White. Also, new for 2011 The Friday Moment of Zen will be spruced up a bit starting with the sultry Daisy Lowe. Oh yes my dear readers, I’m back!

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